“Tomorrow, Facebook will change its privacy settings to allow Mark Zuckerberg to come into your house while you sleep and eat your brains with a grapefruit spoon. To stop this from happening go to Account> Home Invasion Settings> Cannibalism> Brains, and uncheck the “Tasty” box. [He will also charge you $$$ for the pleasure.] Please copy and repost.”
– Howard Rheingold [and Caroline Taylor, LOL]